Sorry about so many. I got my regular, interweb-less, computer back and went nuts finding my files!!!

Crazy kids. XD Haven't been on in a LOOONG time. Sorry. Had a 'lil time to think... And have friends live with me. I Wendyscene. Like my sis. XD Well, I wanted to say hey... Talk to me. XP And I still need a pic of my character

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been on for a while. Been grounded and stuff. >.>

If anyone is willing... I need a picture of my character. If no one is interested, I guess I'll pay Audree to do it. She does ALL her work in pen! O.O I know.

Well, if you want to, message me. I'm bored anyhow. XD

I ran away with this from Godsmack's fan forums. Thanks AppleJacks!!!


SOMETHING TO OFFEND (almost) EVERYONE!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan


What is the difference between
A Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag


Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.


What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.


What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between
A new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women
They have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


What's the difference between
A porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when
She found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"


Why did OJ Simpson want to
Move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.


Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong


What would you call it when
An Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.


What does it mean when the
Flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.


What's the difference between
A southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
On the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the
F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


What's the difference between
A northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh.t"


Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Well, A few of you may know that my youth pastor was getting back surgery. He made it through on Wednesday and was out of the hospital Friday. My friends saw him Sunday and he was up walking around. YAY!!! Adam is okay!!! So we can't wait to get him back to work... We'll give him cookies and such.

On another note... I miss my boyfriend. I haven't talked to him since Saturday and I want to see him so bad. One day I'll get ~Reptilia-7 to meet him and have her tell you what to think.


~~~~My Friends~~~~





~~~~Clubs~~~~